12/21: the end of the world
12/22: i survived to the end of the world
12/24: tomorrow is christmas
12/25: today is christmas
12/31: i’m gonna sleep in 2012 and wake up in 2013
01/01/2013: i remember 2012 like it was yesterday
Jennifer Lopez’s Stunt Double Looks a Little Off
He’s still, he’s still Jimmy from the block
Normal Dave’s Horrifying Mid-Wife Services
His bed-side manner is gruff but respectful.
This Man Will Sniff Your Bike Seat
But just to make sure it’s safe. Don’t worry or anything.
Do Not Use Twenty Dollar Bill for Drugs
Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.
Do not use “4” drugs. So I can still use three drugs?

cgfu:
The long awaited picture: Donald and Samantha at the VMA’S :D
HOW PERFECT.
And Mac Miller in the background looking inbred as usual.







